February 2012
2 tags
Every time I see a picture of someone who...
Damn, you got fat.
3 tags
Rode my bike in the cold.
Listened to my music.
Thought my thoughts.
Math teacher: Would you like to tell us what the Pythagorean theorem is?
Me: It's in my fucking FAQ you fag go read it
Apparently, BU has finished reviewing my...
Carlos Santana.
Good for the soul.
And what the dead had no speech for, when living,
They can tell you, being...
– (via proustitute)
insulinjunkie asked: I'm talking to my best friend's sister who's from Tampa, you all know each other, right? I told her say hi when she sees you
onceawaywarddaughter:
clungemuffin:
Didn’t wake up for a week after my surgery lol txt it~
I like it better when you’re awake just saying.
DON’T DO THAT AGAIN.
potato bar at work!
diabeticdoode:
oh my GOD. That sounds amazing!
WHATTT
jaredpotterlecki:
iphysianthe:
my mom’s argument against piracy is “well what if you wrote a book and one person bought it and then hundreds of people got to read it for free and you didn’t make any money!”
MOTHER YOU HAVE JUST DESCRIBED
LIBRARIES
omfg
wherethefalloutlies:
-p0rksw0rdz:
sexual innuendos in cartoons.
Holy shit, the one in Cow & Chicken
FINGER PRINTS
FINGER PRINCE
HIS FACE
Something in my mind popped and I just opened up a...
Hence my desire to:
Go to a shooting range.
Punch things, such as bags.
Run for a long time.
Ride my bike really fast.
Something physically exerting with a possible violent twist that doesn’t harm anybody.
Okay maybe harm somebody. But not really.
acwlp replied to your post: Somebody take me to a shooting range.
I’ll take you!
CAN WE PLEASE I REALLY WANT TO GO SO FOOKIN BAD
Somebody take me to a shooting range.
Please.
myrealityisbutter:
BITCH PLEASE
melissatheamazing:
richwhitelesbian:
rick santorum says pregnancy via rape is a gift from god and that’s all you need to know about the republicans
If you never change your mind, why have one?
– Edward De Bono (via human-voices)
OMG Check Out These CRAZY & FUNNY Celebrity... →
forever90s:
George Clooney!
George Clooney looks like childhood Liz Lemon.
thewhoreofgondor:
Two fish are in a tank.
One says to the other, “I don’t know how to drive this.”
kleptomaniantic replied to your photo: Over 100km. And that is how you MapCrunch. Also,…
i am so proud of you
I can die at peace.
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Less than halfway left to Dublin.
46km.
88km to go.